Wednesday, February 9, 2011

In A VERY Monumental Effort...

CVS is having a buy one get one free sale on vitamins.

Clearly this is time to make a monumental effort to get really healthy. I mean, this is definitely a sign from God, right? Who else is having such a gigantic sale in the "Healthy Living" section. Probably no one. 

So...I pounce. You really should have seen my basket. Rattlin' and Rollin' those sweet melodies of healthiness and good circulation. And then of course a gallon of All Natural Not From Concentrate Farm Fresh Organic Orange Juice to flush those puppies down! 

And the ONLY right thing to do would be to take them all when I get home. Because I'm being healthy...remember? 


Did you know you can overdose on vitamins? 

Me either. 

Apparently, concentrated doses of 1000mg of every vitamin that has ever been made don't all need to be in your body at the same time. And if you don't want the shakes, the room spinning, potentially a slight reliving of the Tea Cup ride at DisneyLand....

Just stick with a MultiVitamin....unless otherwise directed by your physician. 


  1. hahahaha...awesome. i hope you are ok.

  2. I had carefully planned out doses that were all supposed to be fine together, no overdoses... but one of those little pills interacts with another one in my stomach to make digestive pyrotechnics. So... I feel your pain, in a way... barfing up all of your vitamins with your healthy breakfast is like an ultimate fail.

  3. This made my day! Not that your overdosed but that you wrote about it.